Retarded people rock my world.

It's official. I <3 retards.

Today during gym we played pingpong. Sounds lame, but it was loads of fun. We first had to carry the tables from the old gym hall (current aula) to the other gym hall. That meant dragging those bitches up tiny stairs and bashing the tables into doors that close just when you want to walk through them. I carried one with Stephanie, I laughed my butt off. Great fun to walk past the biology rooms and have people stare out the window and laugh at how much difficulty we're having with the table. We even had a little competition with different people to see who could carry the tables fastest. Hilariousness. Funness. Laughingoffbuttness. Beingimmatureness. It was great.

Anyway, us three - Stroopwafel, Spacemonkey and the taxi - were the new slaveboys of V4, and had to set up all the tables. My god, I never though table tennis tables could be in such bad condition and still be stable enough to use. But yeah that was fun too. Once we finally got playing, the real fun started. Hitting the balls as hard as you can, with Nienke as your "bullseye", is hilarious. Or not keeping the score, so every time somebody asks you say 7-8. That way, you get to play so much longer than anybody else -we were playing first to reach 11. Stephanie, Nienke, Lysanne & I started playing doubles at one point, which was a highlight of the lesson. I doubled with le Stepperd and we kept trying to hit Nienke ^_^. Le stupid fuck "accidently" hit three hard balls on my legs, which left interesting red circles behind. I was laughing like an idiot the whole lesson. I must have looked pretty stupid.

At the end of the lesson, my favourite class retard was playing with one of those balls. He threw it up in the air --and caught it with his mouth. That kid is absolutely insane, and doesn't even know it. Five seconds later, he was like one of those water-spouting statues you find in fountains, and blew/spat the ball out again. It made a nice arch in the air.
I love this kid, he's so much fun. He doesn't ever seem to notice that the whole class is laughing at his stupidity. Sometimes he doesn't even understand what's so stupid about what he's doing.

"Some folks are wise, and some are otherwise."