At last, the Maymun post.

The MAYMUN weekend almost killed me.

After an afternoon of tidying up, the first three MUN chickies arrived. Laureen, Nienke, Stephanie and I cooked our own dinner. I learned quite a lot from those minutes spent in the kitchen.
1. Sun-dried tomatoes look "dead." But I still <3 'em.
2. I still don't know what to do with flowers -cut them? Put them in a vase? Que?
3. It's a good idea to read the packet of the macaroni before actually throwing the stuff in a pan.
4. Never let a biologist's daughter cook chicken. She'll freak out about bacteria and whatnot.
5. I still prefer home-made sauce over that stuff from a jar.

After dinner, we went to pick up Lotte at the Maerlant. Again, I learned interesting facts.
1. Laureen is lazy. A 10-minute walk is really not that long.
2. Not all Albert Heijn chickies behind the counter ask for ID. Zomgz.
3. The "Mediatheek-dude" shops with his mom. Awwz.
4. Thin Albert Heijn plastic bags are not suitable for carrying bottles. Wtfz. Why not make stronger bags??

Once home, Barbara soon arrived. Within no time Lotte got drunk and started calling all her past crushes, while I was cutting Nienke's hair.
1. Nienke is funny when she's nervous and doesn't want to admit that she just doesn't trust me.
2. Lotte is funny when she's drunk.
3. Barbara is funny when she tries to explain how professionals cut her hair.
4. Laureen is funny simply because she's Laureen.
5. Stephanie is not funny. I felt betrayed when I was the one cleaning up the mess we made. The least Nienke could have done for a free haircut was pick up her hair from the floor and throw it away. Anyway, we started playing "my" drinking game but soon enough we were told to stop because the next day we had to get up early.
1. It's funny watching how your best friends would give blowjobs.
2. Nienke is like an alligator in bed. She twists and turns, and manages to "kill" larger animals. Basically she pushed Lotte out of the bed, forcing Lotte to sleep in my room. Which was cool, because we both made each other sicker than we already were. ^^
3. I am not the only one that thinks my brothers' toilet habits are rather nasty. Or should I say, smelly?

The next morning we had to be at the Maerlant at 9am. We actually made it on time, which surprised me. What I learned that morning?
1. I'm glad I could use my parent's bathroom. I hate waiting for others to finish.
2. I prefer having friends over than staying over at friends. Despite the occassional embarassing secrets that come up at the dinner table.
3. Girls always think somebody else's make-up is better than their own. Please explain the logics here.
4. I still hate opening ceremonies.

The rest of the day wasn't that interesting. We didn't do much. So the next list is for the party. 1. The now infamous Six MUN Chicks have *slutty* habits.2. It's fun to analyze how other people make out. Especially if you're discussing it with Laureen.
3. Laureen and Lotte are hilarious drunks.
4. Free beers don't taste as good as the ones you've worked for.
5. Fluorescent pink wristbands really make you feel like you've got status. That is, 'till they get drenched in beer or other liquids and fall off your wrist because they don't stick anymore. =[

Sunday. Oh man.
1. Get me sick, feed me alcohol two nights in a row, let me sleep as little as possible and what do you get? Maxime with a shit voice. Well... others have called it sexy, but quite frankly, it annoyed me.
2. It seemed like hardly anyone from our committee went to the party. Says something about them, no?
3. It's funny when your two best friends make out with three guys --all from the same committee. Bahaha, so funny to see the awkwardness between them all.
4. Together with Stephanie, I make the awesomest amendments!
5. General Assemblies are only fun if your delegation if your PGA can't keep order and if you sit next to fun people. Like at MiniMUN, where we stole shoes and wallets.

All in all, it was a great weekend, however tiring it was. I took Monday off, partly because I was so freaking tired, but also because I felt pretty sick. And my voice was still too sexy for school.